Predicting the future...?

Sleepless night are about to begin within the next 5 days. Productivity and attendance will suffer. You will use up all your leaves calling in sick to office. If you are already droopy eyed and groggy you will be part of the fashion movement.

Sitting on armchairs will make you look intelligent especially when you give opinions. Your analytical and strategic skills will improve. You will be a master of the most important topic being discussed. If you were poor in geography your time to make amends is now.

While you watch 240 guys display their individual skill and as part of the 16 tribes fighting for glory you better watch your weight due to your sedentary life. Your concentration will improve though but you will undergo moments of depression and ecstasy so better stay cool. You will finally thank your Math teacher and forgive him/her for that caning you got. Oh by the way you will remember the almighty more often well in that sense yes you will become religious too.

And if you are someone for whom the above prediction doesn’t hold true – why haven’t you figured it out yet what I’m talking about. If you had put in the time taken to read this post to embrace and accept the religion I’m talking about our mission would have had one more soul.

Repent and ask for forgiveness now and catch the fever that’s spreading like an epidemic.

.....YAAAWN!!! (Oops sorry...that was net practice)